Chapter XXXIV. Interplanetary Chess Congress

I watched Chechetov's performance and remembered the unforgettable grandmaster O. Bender and his play in Vasyuki.

Chapter XXXIV. Interplanetary Chess Congress

In the morning, a tall, thin old man in a gold pince-nez and short, very dirty, paint-stained boots walked around Vasyuki. He stuck hand-written posters on the walls:

June 22, 1927
In the premises of the Cardboard Club
will take place
lecture on the topic:
"FRUIT DEBUT IDEA"
And
SESSION OF SIMULTANEOUS CHESS
on 160 boards
grandmaster (senior master) O. Bender
Everyone comes with their own boards.
Game fee - 50 kopecks.
Entrance fee - 20 kopecks.
Starting at exactly 6 o'clock. evenings
Administration K. Michelson.

The grandmaster himself wasted no time either. Having rented the club for three rubles, he transferred to the chess section, which for some reason was located in the corridor of the horse breeding department.

A one-eyed man was sitting in the chess section reading Shpilhagen's novel in the Panteleevsky edition.

Grandmaster O. Bender! Ostap declared, sitting down on the table. - Arrange you have a session of simultaneous play.

The only eye of the Vasyukin chess player opened up to the limits allowed by nature.

Just a minute, Comrade Grandmaster! - Shouted one-eyed. - Sit down, please. I. now.

And the one-eyed man ran away. Ostap examined the premises of the chess section. On the walls were photographs of racing horses, and on the table lay a dusty ledger with the heading: "Achievements of the Vasyukin Shah Section in 1925."

One-eyed returned with a dozen citizens of various ages. They all approached in turn to get acquainted, named the names and respectfully shook hands with the grandmaster.

On our way to Kazan, - said Ostap abruptly, - yes, yes, the session is tonight, come. And now, excuse me, I'm not in shape: I'm tired after the Carlsbad tournament.

Vasyukin's chess players listened to Ostap with filial love. Ostap suffered. He felt a surge of new strength and chess ideas.

You won't believe, - he said, - how far chess thought has moved. You know, Lasker reached the point of vulgar things, it became impossible to play with him. He smokes his opponents with cigars. And he smokes cheap ones on purpose, so that the smoke is nastier. chess world in anxiety. The grandmaster moved on to local topics.

Why is there no game of thought in the province? For example, here is your chess section. That's what it's called: chess section. Boring girls! Why don't you, in fact, call it something beautiful, truly chess. This would draw the allied masses into the section. For example, they would name your section: “Chess club of four knights”, or “Red endgame”, or “Loss of quality when gaining tempo”. It would be nice! Soundly! The idea was a success.

And in fact, - Vasyukintsy said, - why not rename our section into the "Club of Four Horses"?

Since the bureau of the chess section was right there, Ostap organized a one-minute meeting under his honorary chairmanship, at which the section was unanimously renamed the Chess Club of Four Horses. Using the lessons of Scriabin, the grandmaster himself artistically made a signboard with four horses and the corresponding inscription on a sheet of cardboard,

This important event promised the flourishing of chess thought in Vasyuki.

Chess! Ostap said. - Do you know what chess is? They move forward not only culture, but also the economy! Do you know that your "Chess club of four horses" with the right organization of the case will be able to completely transform the city of Vasyuki?

Ostap hasn't eaten anything since yesterday. Therefore, his eloquence was unusual.

Yes! he shouted. - Chess enriches the country! If you agree to my project, then you will go down from the city to the pier on marble stairs! Vasyuki will become the center of ten provinces! What have you heard about the city of Semmering before? Nothing! And now this town is rich and famous only because an international tournament was organized there. Therefore, I say: an international chess tournament should be organized in Vasyuki.

How? they all shouted.

Quite a real thing, - answered the grandmaster, - my personal connections and - your initiative - that's all that is necessary and sufficient for the organization of the international Vasyukin tournament. Think about how beautiful it will sound: "The International Vasyukin Tournament of 1927." The arrival of Jose Raul Capablanca, Emmanuel Lasker, Alekhine, Nimzowitsch, Reti, Rubinstein, Marozzi, Tarrasch, Vidmar and Dr. Grigoriev is guaranteed. In addition, my participation is also guaranteed!

But money! groaned the Vasyukins. They all need to pay money! Many thousands of money! Where can you get them?

Everything is taken into account by a mighty hurricane, - said O. Bender, - the money will be collected from the collections.

Who will pay such crazy money? Vasyukintsy…

What there Vasyukintsy! Vasyukintsy will not pay money. They will beat them! It's all extremely simple. After all, chess lovers from all over the world will come to the tournament with the participation of such greatest weltmasters. Hundreds of thousands of people, wealthy people, will strive to Vasyuki. Firstly, river transport will not be able to lift such a number of passengers. Consequently, the NKPS will build the Moscow-Vasyuki railway line. This is one. Two are hotels and skyscrapers to accommodate guests. Three - raising agriculture within a radius of a thousand kilometers: guests need to be supplied - vegetables, fruits, caviar, chocolates. The palace in which the tournament will take place is four. Five - construction of garages for guest vehicles. To transmit the sensational results of the tournament to the whole world, a super-powerful radio station will have to be built. This is sixth. Now regarding the railway line Moscow-Vasyuki. Undoubtedly, this will not have such a capacity to transport everyone to Vasyuki. From here follows the Bolshie Vasyuki airport - a regular departure of mail planes and airships to all corners of the world, including Los Angeles and Melbourne.

Dazzling prospects unfolded before Vasyukin's amateurs. The room has expanded. The rotten walls of the horse-breeding nest collapsed, and instead of them, a thirty-three-story glass palace of chess thought went into the blue sky. Thoughtful people sat in each of its halls, in each room and even in elevators rushing by with a bullet and played chess on boards inlaid with malachite ...

Marble stairs cascaded down into the blue Volga. There were ocean-going ships on the river. Mouth-faced foreigners, chess ladies, Australian fans of the Indian defense, Indians in white turbans, adherents of the Spanish party, Germans, French, New Zealanders, residents of the Amazon River basin and envious of the Vasyukinites - Muscovites, Leningraders, Kievans, Siberians and Odessans rose to the city by funiculars.

Cars moved in a conveyor belt among the marble hotels. But now, everything has stopped. The world champion José Raul Capablanca y Graupera stepped out of the fashionable Pawn Hotel. Ladies surrounded him. The policeman, dressed in a special chess uniform (breeches in a cage and elephants on the buttonholes), politely saluted. The one-eyed chairman of Vasyukin's "Four Horses Club" approached the champion with dignity.

The conversation of two luminaries, conducted on English language, was interrupted by the arrival of Dr. Grigoriev and the future world champion Alekhine.

Shouts of welcome shook the city. José Raul Capablanca y Graupera grimaced. At a wave of the one-eyed man's hand, a marble staircase was brought up to the airplane. Dr. Grigoriev ran down it, waving his new hat in greeting and commenting on Capablanca's possible mistake in his upcoming match with Alekhine.

Suddenly, a black dot was seen on the horizon. It quickly approached and grew, turning into a large emerald parachute. Like a big radish, a man with a suitcase hung on a parachute ring.

It is he! shouted the one-eyed man. - Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! I recognize the great chess philosopher Dr. Lasker. He is the only one in the whole world who wears such green socks.

José Raul Capablanca y Graupera grimaced again.

Lasker was deftly put up with a marble staircase, and the cheerful ex-champion, blowing off a speck of dust from his left sleeve that had settled on him during his flight over Silesia, fell into the arms of the one-eyed man. The one-eyed man grabbed Lasker by the waist, led him to the champion, and said:

Make peace! I ask you on behalf of the broad masses of Vasyukin! Make peace!

José Raul sighed noisily and, shaking the hand of the old veteran, said:

I have always admired your idea of ​​moving the bishop in the Spanish game from b5 to c4.

Hooray! exclaimed the one-eyed man. - Simple and convincing, in the style of a champion! And the whole unimaginable crowd picked up:

Hooray! Vivat! Banzai! Simple and convincing, in the style of a champion!!!

Express trains rolled up to the twelve Vasyukinsky railway stations, disembarking more and more crowds of chess lovers.

Already the sky was on fire with luminous advertisements, when a white horse was led through the streets of the city. It was the only horse that survived after the mechanization of the Vasyukin transport. By a special decree, she was renamed a horse, although she was considered a mare all her life. Chess fans greeted her with palm branches and chessboards.

Do not worry, - said Ostap, - my project guarantees your city an unheard-of flourishing of productive forces. Think about what will happen when the tournament is over and when all the guests leave. The inhabitants of Moscow, constrained by the housing crisis, will rush to your magnificent city. The capital automatically moves to Vasyuki. The government is coming. Vasyuki are renamed New Moscow, Moscow - Old Vasyuki. Leningraders and Kharkovites grind their teeth, but they can't do anything. New Moscow becomes the most elegant center of Europe, and soon the whole world.

All over the world!!! groaned the deafened Vasyukins.

Yes! And then the universe. Chess thought, which has turned a county town into the capital of the globe, will turn into an applied science and invent ways of interplanetary communication. Signals will fly from Vasyukov to Mars, Jupiter and Neptune. Communication with Venus will become as easy as moving from Rybinsk to Yaroslavl. And there, who knows, maybe in eight years Vasyuki will host the first interplanetary chess congress in the history of the universe!

Ostap wiped his noble forehead. He was hungry to such an extent that he would gladly eat a fried chess horse.

Yes, - squeezed out the one-eyed man, circling the dusty room with a crazy look. - But how to put the event into practice, to bring, so to speak, the base?

Those present looked intently at the grandmaster.

I repeat that practically the matter depends only on your initiative. The whole organization, I repeat, I take upon myself. There are no material costs, except for the costs of telegrams. One-Eyed was pushing his companions.

Well! he asked. - What do you say?

Let's arrange! Let's arrange! - Vasyukintsy chirped.

How much money is needed for this ... telegrams?

A ridiculous figure, - said Ostap, - one hundred rubles.

At the box office, there are only twenty-one rubles and sixteen kopecks. This, of course, we understand, is far from enough ...

But the grandmaster turned out to be a complaisant organizer.

All right, - he said, - let's have your twenty rubles.

Is that enough? asked the one-eyed man.

Enough for primary telegrams. And then donations will begin, and the money will have nowhere to go.

Having hidden the money in a green camping jacket, the grandmaster reminded the audience about his lecture and a session of simultaneous playing on 160 boards, kindly said goodbye until the evening and went to the Cardboard Club to meet with Ippolit Matveyevich.

I'm starving, - said Vorobyaninov in a crackling voice.

He was already sitting at the checkout window, but he had not yet collected a single penny and could not even buy a pound of bread. In front of him lay a green wire basket meant to be collected. Knives and forks are placed in such baskets in medium-sized houses.

Listen, Vorobyaninov, - shouted Ostap, stop cash transactions for an hour and a half! We're going to dine at Narpit. I'll describe the situation along the way. By the way, you need to shave and clean yourself. You just look like a barefoot. A grandmaster cannot have such suspicious acquaintances.

I didn't sell a single ticket, - said Ippolit Matveyevich.

No problem. By evening they will run. The city has already donated twenty rubles to me for organizing an international chess tournament.

So why do we need a simultaneous game session? whispered the administrator. - Because they can beat. And with twenty rubles we can immediately get a network on the ship - just "Karl Liebknecht" came from above, calmly go to Stalingrad and wait there for the arrival of the theater. Perhaps there will be able to open the chairs. Then we are rich and everything belongs to us.

You can't say such stupid things on an empty stomach. It negatively affects the brain. For twenty rubles - we, perhaps, will reach Stalingrad ... And what money to eat? Vitamins, dear comrade leader, are not given to anyone for free. On the other hand, it will be possible to break thirty rubles from the expansive Vasyukinites for a lecture and a session.

They will beat you! Vorobyaninov said bitterly.

Of course, there is a risk. They can fill the tanks. However, I have one thought that will protect you in any case. But more about that later. In the meantime, we are going to taste some local dishes.

By six o'clock in the evening, well-fed, shaved and smelling of cologne, the grandmaster entered the box office of the Cartoner club.

Well-fed and shaved, Vorobyaninov was briskly selling tickets.

Well, how? the grandmaster asked softly.

Input - thirty and for the game - twenty, the administrator answered.

Sixteen rubles. Weak, weak!

What are you, Bender, look what a queue is! Will inevitably be killed.

Don't think about it. When they beat you, you will cry, but for now, do not linger! Learn to trade!

An hour later, there were thirty-five rubles in the cash register. The audience was excited in the hall.

Close the window! Let's get money! - said Ostap. - Now here's what. Here you have five rubles, go to the pier, hire a boat for two hours and wait for me on the shore, below the barn. We will take an evening walk. Don't worry about me. I'm in shape today.

The grandmaster entered the hall. He felt cheerful and knew for sure that the first move e2-e4 did not threaten him with any complications. The rest of the moves, however, were already drawn in a perfect fog, but this did not bother the great strategist in the least. He had a completely unexpected way out prepared to save even the most hopeless party.

The grandmaster was greeted with applause. The small club hall was hung with colorful flags.

A week ago, an evening of the "Society for Rescue on the Waters" was held, as evidenced also by the slogan on the wall:

THE BUSINESS OF HELPING THE DROWNING -
THE WORK OF THE HANDS THEMSELVES

Ostap bowed, stretched out his hands, as if rejecting the applause he did not deserve, and went up to the stage.

Comrades! he said in a beautiful voice. - Comrades and brothers in chess, the subject of my lecture today is what I read about, and I must admit, not without success, in Nizhny Novgorod a week ago. The subject of my lecture is a fruitful opening idea. What, comrades, is a debut, and what, comrades, is an idea? The debut, comrades, is "Quasi una fantasia". And what, comrades, is an idea? An idea, comrades, is a human thought clothed in a logical chess form. Even with negligible forces, you can master the entire board. Everything depends on each individual individually. Like that blond guy over there in the third row. Let's say he plays well...

The blonde in the third row blushed.

And that brunette over there, for example, is worse. Everyone turned and looked at the brunette as well.

What do we see, comrades? We see that the blond plays well, and the brunette plays poorly. And no lectures will change this correlation of forces, unless each individual individually constantly trains in checkers... that is, I wanted to say - in chess... And now, comrades, I will tell you a few instructive stories from the practice of our esteemed hypermodernists Capablanca, Dr. Grigoriev.

Ostap told the audience a few Old Testament anecdotes, gleaned as a child from the Blue Journal, and with this ended the interlude.

Everyone was a little surprised by the brevity of the lecture. And the one-eyed man did not take his only eye off the grandmaster's shoes.

However, the beginning of the simultaneous game delayed the growing suspicion of the one-eyed chess player. Together with everyone, he arranged the tables in peace. In total, thirty amateurs sat down to play against the grandmaster. Many of them were completely bewildered and kept looking at chess textbooks, refreshing in memory the complex variations with the help of which they hoped to surrender to the grandmaster at least after the twenty-second move.

Ostap glanced over the ranks of the "blacks" who surrounded him on all sides, closed door and undauntedly set to work. He approached the one-eyed man, who was sitting at the first board, and moved the king's pawn from square e2 to square e4.

The one-eyed man immediately grabbed his ears with his hands and began to think hard. It rustled through the ranks of lovers:

The grandmaster played e2-e4. Ostap did not indulge his opponents with a variety of openings. On the remaining twenty-nine boards, he did the same operation: he moved the king's pawn from e2 to e4. One by one, the amateurs clutched at their hair and plunged into feverish discussions, The non-players looked after the grandmaster. The only amateur photographer in the city was already perched on a chair and was about to set fire to magnesium, but Ostap angrily waved his hands and, interrupting his course along the boards, shouted loudly:

Remove the photographer! It interferes with my chess thought!

“Why on earth would you leave your picture in this miserable little town. I don't like dealing with the police, he decided to himself.

The indignant hiss of the amateurs forced the photographer to abandon his attempt. The outrage was so great that the photographer was even kicked out of the room. On the third move it turned out that the grandmaster played eighteen Spanish games. In the remaining twelve, Black used the Philidor's Defence, albeit outdated, but quite true. If Ostap knew that he plays such tricky games and faces such a tried defense, he would be extremely surprised. The fact is that the great strategist played chess for the second time in his life.

At first the amateurs, and the first among them, the one-eyed one, were horrified. The grandmaster's cunning was undeniable.

With extraordinary ease and certainly sarcastic in his soul over the backward fans of the city of Vasyuki, the grandmaster sacrificed pawns, heavy and light pieces right and left. He donated even a queen to the brunette who was cursed at the lecture. The brunet was horrified and wanted to give up immediately, but only by a terrible effort of will forced himself to continue the game.

Thunder from a clear sky was heard in five minutes.

Mat! - the frightened brunette murmured to death. - You checkmate, comrade grandmaster.

Ostap analyzed the situation, shamefully called the "queen" "queen" and pompously congratulated the brunette on his win. A rumble ran through the rows of amateurs.

"It's time to run away," thought Ostap, calmly pacing among the tables and carelessly rearranging the pieces.

You placed the knight incorrectly, comrade grandmaster, - the one-eyed one fawned over. The horse doesn't walk like that.

Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry, - answered the grandmaster, - after the lecture I was somewhat tired.

Over the next ten minutes, the grandmaster lost another ten games.

Surprised cries were heard in the premises of the Cardboard Club. A conflict was brewing. Ostap lost fifteen games in a row, and soon three more. There was only one left. At the beginning of the game, he made many mistakes out of fear and now with difficulty led the game to a victorious end. Ostap, unnoticed by others, stole the black rook from the board and hid it in his pocket.

The crowd closed in tightly around the players.

My boat had just been in this place! - shouted the one-eyed man, looking around, - and now she is gone!

No, that means it never happened!” Ostap replied rudely. - How could it not? I clearly remember!

Of course it wasn't!

Where did she go? Did you win it?

Won.

When? On what move?

Why are you fooling me with your boat? If you give up, then say so!

Allow me, comrades, I have all the moves written down!

The office is writing,” said Ostap.

It's outrageous! yelled the one-eyed man. - Give me back my boat.

Give up, give up, what kind of cat and mouse are these!

Give me the rook!

With these words, the grandmaster, realizing that procrastination is like death, scooped up several pieces in a handful and threw them at the head of the one-eyed opponent.

Comrades! squealed the one-eyed man. - See everyone! The amateur is beaten! The chess players of the city of Vasyuki were taken aback. Wasting no precious time, Ostap threw chess board into the lamp and, striking in the ensuing darkness on someone's jaws and foreheads, ran out into the street. Vasyukin's lovers, falling on each other, rushed after him.

It was a moonlit evening. Ostap rushed along the silver street lightly, like an angel, pushing off from the sinful earth. In view of the failed transformation of Vasyukov into the center of the universe, they had to flee not among palaces, but among log houses with external shutters. Behind rushed chess lovers.

Hold on grandmaster! - roared the one-eyed.

Rogue! - supported the rest.

Dudes! - snarled the grandmaster, increasing the speed. - Guard! shouted the beaten chess players. Ostap jumped up the stairs leading to the pier. He had to run four hundred steps. On the sixth platform, two amateurs were already waiting for him, who had made their way here by a roundabout path right along the slope. Ostap looked around. From above rolled like a pack of dogs a close group of furious admirers of Philidor's defense. There was no retreat. Therefore, Ostap ran forward.

Here I am now, you bastards! - he barked to the brave scouts, rushing from the fifth platform.

The frightened scouts hooted, rolled over the railing and rolled somewhere into the darkness of hillocks and slopes. The path was clear.

Hold on grandmaster! - rolled from above. The pursuers fled, clattering down the wooden stairs like falling bowling pins.

Running ashore, Ostap dodged to the right, looking for a boat with an administrator loyal to him.

Ippolit Matveyevich sat idyllically in the boat. Ostap thumped on the bench and furiously began to row from the shore. A minute later, stones flew into the boat. One of them was hit by Ippolit Matveyevich. A little above the volcanic pimple, he had a dark nodule. Ippolit Matveyevich buried his head in his shoulders and whimpered.

Here's another hat! I almost had my head torn off, and I'm nothing: cheerful and cheerful. And if we take into account another fifty rubles of net profit, then for one ghoul on your head - the fee is quite decent.

Meanwhile, the pursuers, who had only now realized that the plan of turning the Vasyukovs into New Moscow had collapsed and that the grandmaster was taking away fifty blood Vasyukin rubles from the city, plunged into a large boat and rowed screaming into the middle of the river. There were thirty people in the boat. Everyone wanted to take a personal part in the massacre of the grandmaster. The expedition was commanded by a one-eyed man. His only eye glittered in the night like a beacon.

Hold Grandmaster! - Shouted in an overloaded barque.

Go, Kisa! - said Ostap. - If they catch up with us, I can not vouch for the integrity of your pince-nez.

Both boats went downstream. The distance between them was shrinking. Ostap was exhausted.

Don't leave, you bastards! they shouted from the bar. Ostap did not answer: there was no time. The oars pulled out of the water. Water flew out from under the raging oars in streams and fell into the boat.

Go ahead, Ostap whispered to himself. Ippolit Matveyevich toiled. The bar was jubilant. Its tall hull was already bypassing the boat of the concessionaires on the left hand in order to press the grandmaster to the shore. The concessionaires met with a deplorable fate. The joy on the barge was so great that all the chess players moved to the starboard side, so that, having caught up with the boat, they would attack the villainous grandmaster with superior forces.

Take care of your pince-nez, Kitty! shouted Ostap in despair, throwing down the oars. - It will start now!

Lord! Ippolit Matveyevich suddenly exclaimed in a cock's voice. - Are you going to beat us?

And how! thundered Vasyukin's amateurs, about to jump into the boat.

But at that time, an extremely insulting incident for honest chess players all over the world happened. The barge suddenly tipped over and scooped up water on its starboard side.

Be careful! squeaked the one-eyed captain. But it was already too late. Too many fans have accumulated on the starboard side of the Vasyukinsky dreadnought. Having changed the center of gravity, the barge did not oscillate and turned over in full accordance with the laws of physics.

A general cry broke the calm of the river.

Wow! the chess players groaned. As many as thirty lovers found themselves in the water. They quickly swam to the surface and, one by one, clung to the overturned barge. The one-eyed one landed last.

Dudes! shouted Ostap in delight. “Why don't you beat your grandmaster? You, if I'm not mistaken, wanted to beat me?

Ostap described a circle around the wrecked.

You understand, Vasyukin individuals, that I could drown you one by one, but I will give you life. Live, citizens! Only, for the creator's sake, don't play chess! You just don't know how to play! Oh, you dudes, dudes... Let's go further, Ippolit Matveyevich. Farewell, one-eyed lovers! I'm afraid that Vasyuki will not become the center of the universe. I don't think chess masters would come to fools like you, even if I asked them to. Farewell, lovers of strong chess sensations! Long live the Four Horses Club!

In the morning, a tall, thin old man in a gold pince-nez and short, very dirty, paint-stained boots walked around Vasyuki. He stuck hand-written posters on the walls:

"FRUIT DEBUT IDEA"

SESSION OF SIMULTANEOUS CHESS

on 160 boards

grandmaster (senior master) O. Bender Everyone comes with their boards. Game fee - 50 kopecks. Entrance fee-20 kopecks. Starting at exactly 6 o'clock. pm Administration K. Michelson.

The grandmaster himself wasted no time either. Having rented the club for three rubles, he transferred to the chess section, which for some reason was located in the corridor of the horse breeding department.

A one-eyed man was sitting in the chess section reading Shpilhagen's novel in the Panteleevsky edition.

Grandmaster O. Bender! declared Ostap, sitting down on the table.

The only eye of the Vasyukin chess player opened up to the limits allowed by nature.

Just a minute, comrade grandmaster! I. now.

And the one-eyed man ran away. Ostap examined the premises of the chess section. On the walls hung photographs of racing horses, and on the table lay a dusty ledger with the heading: "Achievements of the Vasyuka Chess Section in 1925."

One-eyed returned with a dozen citizens of various ages. They all approached in turn to get acquainted, named the names and respectfully shook hands with the grandmaster.

On our way to Kazan,” Ostap said curtly, “yes, yes, the session is tonight, come. And now, excuse me, I'm not in shape: I'm tired after the Carlsbad tournament.

Vasyukin's chess players listened to Ostap with filial love. Ostap suffered. He felt a surge of new strength and chess ideas.

You won't believe, he said, how far chess thought has moved. You know, Lasker reached the point of vulgar things, it became impossible to play with him. He smokes his opponents with cigars. And he smokes cheap ones on purpose, so that the smoke is nastier. The chess world is in turmoil. The grandmaster moved on to local topics.

Why is there no game of thought in the province? For example, here is your chess section. That's what it's called: chess section. Boring girls! Why don't you, in fact, call it something beautiful, truly chess. This would draw the allied masses into the section. For example, they would name your section: "Chess club of four knights", or "Red endgame", or "Loss of quality when gaining tempo". It would be nice! Soundly! The idea was a success.

And in fact, - said the Vasyukintsy, - why not rename our section into the "Club of Four Horses"?

Since the bureau of the chess section was right there, Ostap organized a one-minute meeting under his honorary chairmanship, at which the section was unanimously renamed the "Chess Club of Four Horses". Using the lessons of "Scriabin", the grandmaster artistically made a sign with four horses and the corresponding inscription on a sheet of cardboard,

This important event promised the flourishing of chess thought in Vasyuki.

Chess! - said Ostap. - Do you know what chess is? They move forward not only culture, but also the economy! Do you know that your "Shakhklub of four horses" with the correct formulation of the case will be able to completely transform the city of Vasyuki?

Ostap hasn't eaten anything since yesterday. Therefore, his eloquence was unusual.

Yes!-he shouted.-Chess enriches the country! If you agree to my project, then you will go down from the city to the pier on marble stairs! Vasyuki will become the center of ten provinces! What have you heard about the city of Semmering before? Nothing! And now this town is rich and famous only because an international tournament was organized there. Therefore, I say: an international chess tournament should be organized in Vasyuki.

How? - everyone shouted.

Quite a real thing, - answered the grandmaster, - my personal connections and your initiative - that's all that is necessary and sufficient for organizing the international Vasyukin tournament. Think about how beautiful it will sound: "International Vasyukin tournament of 1927." The arrival of Jose Raul Capablanca, Emmanuel Lasker, Alekhine, Nimzowitsch, Reti, Rubinstein, Marozzi, Tarrasch, Vidmar and Dr. Grigoriev is guaranteed. In addition, my participation is also guaranteed!

But money! moaned the Vasyukinites. “They all need to be paid money!” Many thousands of money! Where can you get them?

Everything is taken into account by a mighty hurricane, - said O. Bender, - money will be collected.

Who will pay such crazy money? Vasyukintsy...

What there Vasyukintsy! Vasyukintsy will not pay money. They will beat them! It's all extremely simple. After all, chess lovers from all over the world will come to the tournament with the participation of such greatest weltmasters. Hundreds of thousands of people, wealthy people, will strive to Vasyuki. Firstly, river transport will not be able to lift such a number of passengers. Consequently, the NKPS will build the Moscow-Vasyuki railway line. This is one. Two are hotels and skyscrapers to accommodate guests. Three - the rise of agriculture within a radius of a thousand kilometers: guests need to be supplied - vegetables, fruits, caviar, chocolates. The palace in which the tournament will take place is four. Five - the construction of garages for guest vehicles. To transmit the sensational results of the tournament to the whole world, a super-powerful radio station will have to be built. This is the sixth. Now regarding the railway line Moscow-Vasyuki. Undoubtedly, this will not have such a capacity to transport everyone to Vasyuki. From here follows the Bolshie Vasyuki airport - a regular departure of mail planes and airships to all parts of the world, including Los Angeles and Melbourne.

Dazzling prospects unfolded before Vasyukin's amateurs. The room has expanded. The rotten walls of the horse-breeding nest collapsed, and instead of them, a thirty-three-story glass palace of chess thought went into the blue sky. Thoughtful people sat in each of its halls, in each room and even in the elevators rushing by with a bullet and played chess on boards inlaid with malachite...

Marble stairs cascaded down into the blue Volga. There were ocean-going ships on the river. On the funiculars, big-faced foreigners, chess ladies, Australian admirers of the Indian defense, Indians in white turbans, adherents of the Spanish party, Germans, French, New Zealanders, inhabitants of the Amazon basin and envious of the Vasyukinites - Muscovites, Leningraders, Kievans, Siberians and Odessans rose to the city by funiculars.

Cars moved in a conveyor belt among the marble hotels. But now, everything has stopped. The world champion José Raul Capablanca y Graupera stepped out of the fashionable Pawn Hotel. Ladies surrounded him. The policeman, dressed in a special chess uniform (breeches in a cage and elephants on the buttonholes), politely saluted. The one-eyed chairman of Vasyukin's "Four Horses Club" approached the champion with dignity.

The conversation between the two luminaries, conducted in English, was interrupted by the arrival of Dr. Grigoriev and the future world champion Alekhine.

Shouts of welcome shook the city. José Raul Capablanca y Graupera grimaced. At a wave of the one-eyed man's hand, a marble staircase was brought up to the airplane. Dr. Grigoriev ran down it, waving his new hat in greeting and commenting on Capablanca's possible mistake in his upcoming match with Alekhine.

Suddenly, a black dot was seen on the horizon. It quickly approached and grew, turning into a large emerald parachute. Like a big radish, a man with a suitcase hung on a parachute ring.

It's him! -The one-eyed man shouted. Hooray! Hooray! I recognize the great chess philosopher Dr. Lasker. He is the only one in the whole world who wears such green socks.

José Raul Capablanca y Graupera grimaced again.

Lasker was deftly put up with a marble staircase, and the cheerful ex-champion, blowing off a speck of dust from his left sleeve that had settled on him during his flight over Silesia, fell into the arms of the one-eyed man. The one-eyed man grabbed Lasker by the waist, led him to the champion, and said:

Make peace! I ask you on behalf of the broad masses of Vasyukin! Make peace!

José Raul sighed noisily and, shaking the hand of the old veteran, said:

I have always admired your idea of ​​moving the bishop in the Spanish game from b5 to c4.

Hooray! - exclaimed the one-eyed one. - Simple and convincing, in the style of a champion! And the whole unimaginable crowd picked up:

Hooray! Vivat! Banzai! Simple and convincing, in the style of a champion!!!

Express trains rolled up to the twelve Vasyukinsky railway stations, disembarking more and more crowds of chess lovers.

Already the sky was on fire with luminous advertisements, when a white horse was led through the streets of the city. It was the only horse that survived after the mechanization of the Vasyukin transport. By a special decree, she was renamed a horse, although she was considered a mare all her life. Chess fans greeted her with palm branches and chessboards.

Don't worry,' said Ostap, 'my project guarantees your city an unprecedented flourishing of productive forces. Think about what will happen when the tournament is over and when all the guests leave. The inhabitants of Moscow, constrained by the housing crisis, will rush to your magnificent city. The capital automatically moves to Vasyuki. The government is coming. Vasyuki are renamed New Moscow, Moscow - Old Vasyuki. Leningraders and Kharkovites grind their teeth, but they can't do anything. New Moscow becomes the most elegant center of Europe, and soon the whole world.

All over the world!!! groaned the deafened Vasyukins.

Yes! And then the universe. Chess thought, which has turned a county town into the capital of the globe, will turn into an applied science and invent ways of interplanetary communication. Signals will fly from Vasyukov to Mars, Jupiter and Neptune. Communication with Venus will become as easy as moving from Rybinsk to Yaroslavl. And there, who knows, maybe in eight years Vasyuki will host the first interplanetary chess congress in the history of the universe!

Ostap wiped his noble forehead. He was hungry to such an extent that he would gladly eat a fried chess horse.

Yes, - the one-eyed one squeezed out of himself, looking around the dusty room with a crazy look. - But how can you practically put the event into practice, bring, so to speak, a base?

Those present looked intently at the grandmaster.

I repeat that practically the matter depends only on your initiative. The whole organization, I repeat, I take upon myself. There are no material costs, except for the costs of telegrams. One-Eyed was pushing his companions.

Well! he asked. “What do you say?

Let's arrange! Let's arrange! - Vasyukintsy were chirping.

How much money is needed for this ... telegrams?

It's a ridiculous figure,' said Ostap, 'one hundred roubles.

At the box office, there are only twenty-one rubles and sixteen kopecks. This, of course, we understand, is far from enough ...

But the grandmaster turned out to be a complaisant organizer.

All right," he said, "give me your twenty roubles.

Is that enough? asked the one-eyed man.

Enough for primary telegrams. And then donations will begin, and the money will have nowhere to go.

Having hidden the money in a green camping jacket, the grandmaster reminded the audience about his lecture and the session of simultaneous playing on 160 boards, kindly said goodbye until the evening and went to the Cardboard Club to meet with Ippolit Matveyevich.

I'm starving,' said Vorobyaninov in a crackling voice.

He was already sitting at the checkout window, but he had not yet collected a single penny and could not even buy a pound of bread. In front of him lay a green wire basket meant to be collected. Knives and forks are placed in such baskets in medium-sized houses.

Listen, Vorobyaninov, - shouted Ostap, stop cash transactions for an hour and a half! We're going to dine at Narpit. I'll describe the situation along the way. By the way, you need to shave and clean yourself. You just look like a barefoot. A grandmaster cannot have such suspicious acquaintances.

I didn’t sell a single ticket,” said Ippolit Matveyevich.

No problem. By evening they will run. The city has already donated twenty rubles to me for organizing an international chess tournament.

So why do we need a simultaneous game session? whispered the administrator. - After all, they can beat. And with twenty roubles, we'll be able to get on the steamer right away - "Karl Liebknecht" just came from above, calmly go to Stalingrad and wait there for the arrival of the theater. Perhaps there will be able to open the chairs. Then we are rich and everything belongs to us.

You can't say such stupid things on an empty stomach. It negatively affects the brain. For twenty rubles, maybe we'll get to Stalingrad... But what money to eat? Vitamins, dear comrade leader, are not given to anyone for free. On the other hand, it will be possible to break thirty rubles from the expansive Vasyukinites for a lecture and a session.

They will beat you! said Vorobyaninov bitterly.

Of course, there is a risk. They can fill the tanks. However, I have one thought that will protect you in any case. But more about that later. In the meantime, we are going to taste some local dishes.

By six o'clock in the evening, well-fed, shaved and smelling of cologne, the grandmaster entered the box office of the Cartoner club.

Well-fed and shaved, Vorobyaninov was briskly selling tickets.

Well, how? asked the grandmaster quietly.

Input - thirty and for the game - twenty, the administrator answered.

Sixteen rubles. Weak, weak!

What are you, Bender, look what a queue is! Will inevitably be killed.

Don't think about it. When they beat you, you will cry, but for now, do not linger! Learn to trade!

An hour later, there were thirty-five rubles in the cash register. The audience was excited in the hall.

Close the window! Let's get money! - said Ostap. - Now here's what. Here you have five rubles, go to the pier, hire a boat for two hours and wait for me on the shore, below the barn. We will take an evening walk. Don't worry about me. I'm in shape today.

The grandmaster entered the hall. He felt cheerful and knew for sure that the first move e2-e4 did not threaten him with any complications. The rest of the moves, however, were already drawn in a perfect fog, but this did not bother the great strategist in the least. He had a completely unexpected way out prepared to save even the most hopeless party.

The grandmaster was greeted with applause. The small club hall was hung with colorful flags.

A week ago, an evening of the Society for Rescue on the Waters took place, as evidenced also by the slogan on the wall:

THE BUSINESS OF HELPING THE DROWNING IS THE HANDS OF THE DROWNING THEM

Ostap bowed, stretched out his hands, as if rejecting the applause he did not deserve, and went up to the stage.

Comrades! he said in a beautiful voice. Comrades and chess brothers, the subject of my lecture today is what I read about, and I must admit, not without success, in Nizhny Novgorod a week ago. The subject of my lecture is a fruitful opening idea. What, comrades, is a debut, and what, comrades, is an idea? The debut, comrades, is "Quasi una fantasia". And what, comrades, is an idea? An idea, comrades, is a human thought clothed in a logical chess form. Even with negligible forces, you can master the entire board. Everything depends on each individual individually. Like that blond guy over there in the third row. Let's say he plays well...

The blonde in the third row blushed.

And that brunette over there, for example, is worse. Everyone turned and looked at the brunette as well.

What do we see, comrades? We see that the blond plays well, and the brunette plays poorly. And no lectures will change this correlation of forces, unless each individual individually constantly trains in checkers ... that is, I wanted to say - in chess ... And now, comrades, I will tell you a few instructive stories from the practice of our esteemed hypermodernists Capablanca, Lasker and Dr. Grigoriev.

Ostap told the audience several Old Testament anecdotes, gleaned as a child from the Blue Journal, and with this ended the interlude.

Everyone was a little surprised by the brevity of the lecture. And the one-eyed man did not take his only eye off the grandmaster's shoes.

However, the beginning of the simultaneous game delayed the growing suspicion of the one-eyed chess player. Together with everyone, he arranged the tables in peace. In total, thirty amateurs sat down to play against the grandmaster. Many of them were completely bewildered and kept looking at chess books every minute, refreshing their memory of complex variations with the help of which they hoped to surrender to the grandmaster at least after the twenty-second move.

Ostap glanced at the ranks of "blacks" that surrounded him on all sides, at the closed door, and undauntedly set to work. He approached the one-eyed man, who was sitting at the first board, and moved the king's pawn from square e2 to square e4.

The one-eyed man immediately grabbed his ears with his hands and began to think hard. It rustled through the ranks of lovers:

The grandmaster played e2-e4. Ostap did not indulge his opponents with a variety of openings. On the remaining twenty-nine boards, he did the same operation: he moved the king's pawn from e2 to e4. One by one, the amateurs clutched at their hair and plunged into feverish discussions, The non-players looked after the grandmaster. The only amateur photographer in the city was already perched on a chair and was about to set fire to magnesium, but Ostap angrily waved his hands and, interrupting his course along the boards, shouted loudly:

Remove the photographer! It interferes with my chess thought!

"Why should I leave my picture in this miserable little town. I don't like dealing with the police," he thought to himself.

The indignant hiss of the amateurs forced the photographer to abandon his attempt. The outrage was so great that the photographer was even kicked out of the room. On the third move it turned out that the grandmaster played eighteen Spanish games. In the remaining twelve, Black used the Philidor's Defence, albeit outdated, but quite true. If Ostap knew that he plays such tricky games and faces such a tried defense, he would be extremely surprised. The fact is that the great strategist played chess for the second time in his life.

At first the amateurs, and the first among them, the one-eyed man, were horrified. The grandmaster's cunning was undeniable.

With extraordinary ease and certainly sarcastic in his soul over the backward fans of the city of Vasyuki, the grandmaster sacrificed pawns, heavy and light pieces right and left. He donated even a queen to the brunette who was cursed at the lecture. The brunet was horrified and wanted to give up immediately, but only by a terrible effort of will forced himself to continue the game.

Thunder from a clear sky was heard in five minutes.

Checkmate! - the frightened brunette murmured to death. - Checkmate for you, Comrade Grandmaster.

Ostap analyzed the situation, shamefully called the "queen" "queen" and pompously congratulated the brunette on his win. A rumble ran through the rows of amateurs.

"It's time to run away," thought Ostap, calmly pacing among the tables and carelessly rearranging the pieces.

You placed the knight incorrectly, comrade grandmaster, - the one-eyed one faltered. - A horse doesn’t walk like that.

Pardon, pardon, I'm sorry, the grandmaster answered, after the lecture I was somewhat tired.

Over the next ten minutes, the grandmaster lost another ten games.

Surprised cries were heard in the premises of the Cardboard Club. A conflict was brewing. Ostap lost fifteen games in a row, and soon three more. There was only one left. At the beginning of the game, he made many mistakes out of fear and now with difficulty led the game to a victorious end. Ostap, unnoticed by others, stole the black rook from the board and hid it in his pocket.

The crowd closed in tightly around the players.

Just now my boat was standing in this place! shouted the one-eyed man, looking around - and now it is gone!

No, that means it never happened! Ostap replied rudely.

How could it not? I clearly remember!

Of course it wasn't!

Where did she go? Did you win it?

Won.

When? On what move?

Why are you fooling me with your boat? If you give up, then say so!

Allow me, comrades, I have all the moves written down!

The office is writing,” said Ostap.

It's outrageous! shouted the one-eyed man. “Give me back my boat.

Give up, give up, what kind of cat and mouse are these!

Give me the rook!

With these words, the grandmaster, realizing that procrastination is like death, scooped up several pieces in a handful and threw them at the head of the one-eyed opponent.

Comrades! squealed the one-eyed man. “Look, everyone! The amateur is beaten! The chess players of the city of Vasyuki were taken aback. Wasting no precious time, Ostap threw the chessboard at the lamp and, striking someone's jaws and foreheads in the darkness, ran out into the street. Vasyukin's lovers, falling on each other, rushed after him.

It was a moonlit evening. Ostap rushed along the silver street lightly, like an angel, pushing off from the sinful earth. In view of the failed transformation of Vasyukov into the center of the universe, they had to flee not among palaces, but among log houses with external shutters. Behind rushed chess lovers.

Hold on grandmaster! roared the one-eyed man.

Rogue! - supported the rest.

Dudes! snapped the grandmaster, increasing his speed.

Guard! shouted the beaten chess players. Ostap jumped up the stairs leading to the pier. He had to run four hundred steps. On the sixth platform, two amateurs were already waiting for him, who had made their way here by a roundabout path right along the slope. Ostap looked around. From above rolled like a pack of dogs a close group of furious admirers of Philidor's defense. There was no retreat. Therefore, Ostap ran forward.

Here I am now, you bastards! - he barked to the brave scouts, rushing from the fifth platform.

The frightened scouts hooted, rolled over the railing and rolled somewhere into the darkness of hillocks and slopes. The path was clear.

Hold on grandmaster! - rolled from above. The pursuers fled, clattering down the wooden stairs like falling bowling pins.

Running ashore, Ostap dodged to the right, looking for a boat with an administrator loyal to him.

Ippolit Matveyevich sat idyllically in the boat. Ostap thumped on the bench and furiously began to row from the shore. A minute later, stones flew into the boat. One of them was hit by Ippolit Matveyevich. A little above the volcanic pimple, he had a dark nodule. Ippolit Matveyevich buried his head in his shoulders and whimpered.

Here's another hat! I almost had my head torn off, and I'm nothing: cheerful and cheerful. And if we take into account another fifty rubles of net profit, then for one ghoul on your head, the fee is quite decent.

Meanwhile, the pursuers, who had only now realized that the plan of turning the Vasyukovs into New Moscow had collapsed and that the grandmaster was taking away fifty blood Vasyukin rubles from the city, plunged into a large boat and rowed screaming into the middle of the river. There were thirty people in the boat. Everyone wanted to take a personal part in the massacre of the grandmaster. The expedition was commanded by a one-eyed man. His only eye glittered in the night like a beacon.

Hold the grandmaster! -shouted in an overloaded barge.

Go, Kitty! - said Ostap. - If they catch up with us, I can not vouch for the integrity of your pince-nez.

Both boats went downstream. The distance between them was shrinking. Ostap was exhausted.

Don't leave, you bastards! shouted from the bar. Ostap did not answer: there was no time. The oars pulled out of the water. Water flew out from under the raging oars in streams and fell into the boat.

Go ahead," Ostap whispered to himself. Ippolit Matveyevich toiled. The bar was jubilant. Its tall hull was already bypassing the boat of the concessionaires on the left hand in order to press the grandmaster to the shore. The concessionaires met with a deplorable fate. The joy on the barge was so great that all the chess players moved to the starboard side, so that, having caught up with the boat, they would attack the villainous grandmaster with superior forces.

Take care of your pince-nez, Kitty! Ostap shouted in despair, throwing the oars.

Lord! Ippolit Matveyevich suddenly exclaimed in a cock's voice. "Are you really going to beat us?"

Still how! - Vasyukin's amateurs thundered, intending to jump into the boat.

But at that time, an extremely insulting incident for honest chess players all over the world happened. The barge suddenly tipped over and scooped up water on its starboard side.

Be careful! squeaked the one-eyed captain. But it was already too late. Too many fans have accumulated on the starboard side of the Vasyukinsky dreadnought. Having changed the center of gravity, the barge did not oscillate and turned over in full accordance with the laws of physics.

A general cry broke the calm of the river.

Wow! the chess players groaned. As many as thirty lovers found themselves in the water. They quickly swam to the surface and, one by one, clung to the overturned barge. The one-eyed one landed last.

Dudes! shouted Ostap in delight. “Why don't you beat your grandmaster? You, if I'm not mistaken, wanted to beat me?

Ostap described a circle around the wrecked.

You understand, Vasyukin individuals, that I could drown you one by one, but I will give you life. Live, citizens! Only, for the creator's sake, don't play chess! You just don't know how to play! Oh, you dudes, dudes... Let's go further, Ippolit Matveyevich. Farewell, one-eyed lovers! I'm afraid that Vasyuki will not become the center of the universe. I don't think chess masters would come to fools like you, even if I asked them to. Farewell, lovers of strong chess sensations! Long live the Four Horses Club!

"New Vasyuki" is an ironic designation of unrealizable, fantastic plans.
The “homeland” of the expression is the chapter of the XXXIV “International Chess Congress” of the novel “12 Chairs” by I. Ilf and E. Petrov: “Don't worry,” said Ostap, “my project guarantees your city an unheard-of flourishing of productive forces. Think about what will happen when the tournament is over and when all the guests leave. The inhabitants of Moscow, constrained by the housing crisis, will rush to your magnificent city. The capital automatically moves to Vasyuki. The government is coming. Vasyuki are renamed New Moscow, Moscow - Old Vasyuki. Leningraders and Kharkovites grind their teeth, but they can't do anything. New Moscow becomes the most elegant center of Europe, and soon the whole world.
- All over the world!!! groaned the stunned Vasyukinites.

... although the expression itself is not in the novel!

"New Vasyuki" and others.

"New Vasyuki" is one of the many catchphrases from the novels "12 Chairs" and "The Golden Calf", included in the golden fund of the Russian language

• The key to the apartment where the money is
• Ostap Bender
• You have nowhere to hurry. GPU will come to you
• The ice has broken
• The stones are chosen with taste
• Intellectual proletarian, broom worker
• All smuggling is done in Odessa, on Malaya Arnautskaya street
• blue thief
• The Senate did not authorize me
• One of my acquaintances also sold state furniture
• abortion victim
• The meeting continues
• Widow Gritsatsuev
• Locksmith-intellectual
• In the presence of an absence
• Oats are now expensive
• A sultry woman is a poet's dream
• How much is opium for the people?
• Union of sword and plowshare
• What regiment did you serve in?
• Foreign countries will help us
• Rescue of the drowning - the work of the drowning themselves
• Money in the morning - chairs in the evening
• Children of Lieutenant Schmidt
• Sukharev Convention
• Motor rally - on sloppiness and off-road
• Underground millionaire
• Crow settlement
  etc.

"New Vasyuki" live and win

"New Vasyuki of the Mayor of Vilnius"
Mayor of Vilnius Arturas Zuokas knows how to build the city of his dreams, overcoming both distrust of others and financial difficulties. “Our main product is a well-formulated, well-calculated non-standard idea that benefits both the investor and the city to the same extent,” this is how the mayor of the “capital of the future” explains the secret of his success.
Valeria Bondarenko. November 12, 2004.

Dropped off for deception with a banner, Ostap Bender and Ippolit Matveyevich ended up in the small town of Vasyuki. They didn't have money. To continue the hunt for the chairs left on the ship, it was necessary to get at least thirty rubles.

Bender came up with a brilliant scam.

He sent Vorobyaninov to put up posters about a lecture on chess thought and a paid simultaneous game session, while he himself went to Vasyukin's chess club. There he introduced himself as a grandmaster (although he only played chess once).

Enthusiastic Vasyukintsy surrounded him. They saw a live grandmaster for the first time. Bender, capturing their attention, told them how the development of chess can turn Vasyuki into a prosperous city, then into the capital of the USSR, Europe, the whole world, and maybe the entire solar system (read his speech, very interesting - chapter 34 - Interplanetary Chess Congress) . Bender proposed to start with the organization of an international chess tournament.

...Vasyukintsy will not pay money. They will beat them! It's all extremely simple. After all, chess lovers from all over the world will come to the tournament with the participation of such greatest weltmasters. Hundreds of thousands of people, wealthy people, will strive to Vasyuki...

...- Do not worry, - said Ostap, - my project guarantees your city an unprecedented flourishing of productive forces. Think about what will happen when the tournament is over and when all the guests leave. The inhabitants of Moscow, constrained by the housing crisis, will rush to your magnificent city. The capital is automatically transferred to Vasyuki...

He took upon himself the organization of the tournament and the simple-hearted Vasyukinites gave him all the funds of the chess section - 20 rubles. The sale of tickets for the lecture and session gave another 35 rubles.

Bender sent Vorobyaninov to prepare the way to escape (it was necessary to hire a boat), gave a lecture consisting of old jokes about chess players and started playing. Since he did not know how to play, he, of course, lost all games except one, made a scandal and fled the club.

The enraged chess players almost caught up with the swindlers, but at the last moment their boat turned over and our heroes were able to swim away.

The only eye of the Vasyukin chess player opened up to the limits allowed by nature.

Ostap suffered.

Lasker reached vulgar things, it became impossible to play with him. He smokes his opponents with cigars. And he smokes cheap ones on purpose, so that the smoke is nastier. The chess world is in turmoil.

Ostap hasn't eaten anything since yesterday. Therefore, his eloquence was unusual.

And there, who knows, maybe in eight years Vasyuki will host the first interplanetary chess congress in the history of the universe!

He felt cheerful and knew for sure that the first move e2-e4 did not threaten him with any complications. The rest of the moves, however, were already drawn in a perfect fog.

Grandmaster played e2-e4

"It's time to run away," thought Ostap.

- Excuse me, comrades, I have all the moves written down!
"The office is writing," said Ostap.

- Lord! Ippolit Matveyevich suddenly exclaimed in a cock's voice. - Are you going to beat us?

Take care of your pince-nez, Kitty!

Long live the Four Horses Club!

New Vasyuki May 14th, 2015

About one of the cities that served as a filming location for a film based on the novels of Ilf and Petrov, I somehow. Today I would like to show another similar town, or rather a village, located very close to Nizhny, right on the Volga. This village became Ilfopetrovsky Vasyuki. It was here that the Great Combinator and Kitty moored to beat the local chess club. This village is called Rabotki, which is in the Kstovsky district.

At the end of the 20th century, one of the oldest villages on the Volga in the Kstovsky district - Rabotka - was given the status of a historical settlement in the Nizhny Novgorod region. In the common people, Rabotki is called Vasyuki due to the fact that in 1971 director Leonid Gaidai filmed an episode of the film “12 Chairs” here. Several objects of the historical and cultural heritage of this village are included in the official lists of monuments.

There are several legends explaining the name of the village. The first tells that at this place Ivan IV, during the first campaign against Kazan in February 1548, forced his soldiers to get the cannons that had fallen through the ice here. Apparently, the “work” was not easy: the equipment of the future Ivan the Terrible is still being caught by fishermen, and the regional museum of local lore exhibits the finds as valuable exhibits. The second version is associated with the fact that the inhabitants were engaged in seasonal work on the Volga. The Nizhny Novgorod Toponymic Dictionary also contains the old name of Rabotok - Pogost. By the way, Mikhailo Lomonosov in his "Russian History" called villages graveyards, well and correctly built.

Upon the return of the Russian army with a victory from near Kazan in 1552, Ivan IV granted his Volga camp for faithful service to the archery heads Konstantin Levontiev and Maxim Krechetnikov, whose descendants demarcated the lands. This is how Bolshaya Rabotka and Malaya Rabotka (Upper Rabotka and Lower Rabotka) appeared. At the end of the 16th century, a log church was built here in honor of St. Demetrius of Thessalonica, who was considered the patron of these places. However, as a result of the Cheremis wars that engulfed the Volga region, the Orthodox church was burned, and locality was ruined. In 1613, when Bolshaya Rabotka (on the hill) became the patrimony of Gavrila Verevkin, a member of the Nizhny Novgorod militia, it was a village where the landowner's yard stood, but there was no church yet.

Since 1618, the widows and children of the participants in the liberation of Russia from the Polish-Lithuanian invaders, who received the village of Nizhnyaya Rabotka in their possession, again began to build a temple in honor of Dmitry Solunsky. So, in memory of their relatives who died defending Moscow from the troops of the Polish prince Vladislav, a wooden church appeared separately from residential buildings - on the top of the mountain (the object was rebuilt several times, but has not reached our days). In the mid-1640s, Rabotki was in the personal possession of Patriarch Nikon, and after the liquidation of the patriarchate in 1700, the village passed into the palace department. Subsequently, the masters of Rabotki were Major General A.Ya. Shubin, Count V.G. Orlov, Countess V.N. Panina.

The flourishing of the village was associated with the representatives of the old noble family of the Shubins, who ended up here in the 40s of the 18th century. The fact is that Alexei Yakovlevich Shubin, who served in the Semyonovsky regiment and was distinguished by rare beauty, dexterity and energy, was an orderly and favorite of the princess Elizaveta Petrovna. Anna Ioannovna removed him from the court of the princess, first to Revel, and then to Siberia, to Kamchatka, where he was forcibly married to a local resident. Already in the status of the Empress in 1741, Elizabeth ordered to find her lover, and "for innocent patience" he was promoted to Major General and Major of the Life Guards of the Semyonovsky Regiment and granted rich estates. The following year, Alexey Shubin, dissatisfied with the preference given to Razumovsky by the Empress, retired and settled on his estate.

Under the rule of the Shubins, Rabotki grew noticeably. The inhabitants were engaged in arable farming, crafts and trade. The rapid development of the village was facilitated by the nearby road to Kazan and, of course, the proximity to the Volga. Here, small boats and naves were cut, which were sent for sale to Nizhny Novgorod. Boats and barges with cargo departed from the pier for the Makariev Fair. Over time, Rabotki turned into one of the centers of wooden shipbuilding, not only small, but also large sailing ships - barks. All this led to the development of the local rope-spinning industry, the emergence of large shipowners, and the construction of the first stone church in the area.

The fact that Rabotki was once a large commercial and industrial village is now “said” by the monuments of civil architecture - the residential houses of merchants L. Ilyichev, P. Boltunov, N. Ukhov with trading premises and other solid spacious buildings on stone vaults, reminiscent of about the former greatness of the village.

The state of most historical and cultural heritage sites leaves much to be desired: many of them are empty and require serious investment. This also applies to the monument to V.I. Lenin, who has come down to our days with a broken “head”.

Sometimes there is an interesting carving

Monument to Lenin with a broken head

Backyard

Backwater. Once there were quite a lot of ships, now there are almost none ...

Fishing on the Volga

Near Rabotki is the village of Kadnitsy, which offers a wonderful view of the Volga and the mouth of the Kudma River.

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